Inter-smitten Fasting

Being so in love with someone that you skip meals in order to spend time with them, or don’t eat until you’re with them. It also refers to being so full of life that you don’t feel the need to eat.

I’m wasting food because of my daughter’s inter-smitten fasting. She has a new boyfriend.

by Coe2018 December 10, 2024

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I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

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I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

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you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have

i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.

by 18 months September 23, 2025

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At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

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