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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!
by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006
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sick fucker

by The Shithouse Phantom July 24, 2014
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goddamn fucker

goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter
dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker

man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker

dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha

dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker
by littlejimmie March 21, 2019
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Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.
I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.
by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019
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Fucker Sucker

Generally used as an insult to a hoe that gives a lot of blowjobs to men ( generally fuckboys or extremely sexually active men)
Ryan: Mary gave me a blowjob last night

Bart: oh no man you might want to get checked she’s a fucker sucker. She gave me one yesterday
by the player69 May 12, 2020
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tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person
Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.
by Marucci October 4, 2017
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