Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 20, 2018

Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do

Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me

by macadeliusthemagical January 22, 2024

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 13, 2019

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure March 31, 2018

Failure

All of living being

God : why are you such a failure?

by HoomanMonke January 26, 2022

failures

someone who fell for someone who was laughing at them the whole time, also see jan

Regardless of how deep the love flows with in she is always stuck with failures

by janruan August 21, 2022