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D.K.F.M.

Abbrevation for "Det Klikker For Meg", which means something like "I am snapping" or "I can`t take it" in norwegian. Normally used in a stressfull situation.
"D.K.F.M. I can`t stand my roomate"
by André(28) April 21, 2006
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D.E.F.

(noun)
See also davefeldman it will bring you to the right place
by 405Stinky May 4, 2005
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D double F

When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
by Big Blue Bear June 5, 2009
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D.U.F.F

Literally stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend. This is the bitch who comes out of no where to cockblock you when you are about to get a chick home with you. She is often recognizable by her fat ass, bad hair and sour disposition. Her main goal of the night is to fend off any advances on her friend so she will have company at the diner when she is stuffing her fat face with an omelet and a side of disco fries while she bitches about anyone and everyone. The D.U.F.F can be defeated with a high level wingman, but you will be expected to return the favor; a job not for the faint of heart. A naked D.U.F.F often smells like a box of crayons.
"Dude, I was about to bag this chick, but then her army of D.U.F.F's came out of no where and pulled her away. She must be a Volleyball player!"

"Did you Fuck the chick at the party?"
"No Fuckhead, I got Duffed!"
by LexDimonds July 31, 2009
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F.A.D.E.D.

Guy 1: Man I be F.A.D.E.D.
Guy 2: True dat Nigga you fresh
by So F.A.D.E.D. March 11, 2012
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F.A.D.

Fade Away Dynamic - Something popular in the moment, but, later looses popularity over time until it is almost forgotten.
That dance was cool during its time, but it was short lived and became a F.A.D.
by d.a. garden December 14, 2018
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