eva

a giant fucking robot used for fighting angels

get in the fucking eva,shinji!

by josuke☝ July 10, 2021

Eva

A girl with a good style but nobody wants to get to know her.

Girl 1: Did you see what Eva was Warri by today.
Girl 2: Yeah it looked old so pretty.

by WeeWee123124 July 12, 2021

Eva

Eva is an person that is genuinely smelly,others like to explain eva as slow due to there long process of understanding certain things.

"Look at that smelly eva!" #smellyeva

by Miya Reilly July 21, 2021

Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 26, 2021

Eva

Likes henry

eva likes Henry not rowan

by oogabooga8118 November 18, 2021

Eva

Eva is a beautiful small woman, that has green eyes and dark brown hair. She loves to help other people and never judge anybody unless they did something really really bad. If you have an Woman named Eva in your life, never let go of her cause she will make your life so much better. She will bring the lightning in eyes back, as you had as a little kid. She is funny, kind, smart, sexy and one of the most beautiful girls you probably will ever see.

Someone: Who is that girl over there?

Bestfriend: that's Eva, my bestfriend

Someone: dayummmn shes hot!

Bestfriend: ouh hell yhea, she is!!

by 0909080757 November 20, 2021