Eugene

an egg.

Eugene's head looks like an egg.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

Eugene

A blonde and blue eyed beauty.
They come from the northern europe, but they've spread all around europe and america. You'll recognise one when you see him.

He might be the devil.

OMG, that's an Eugene!

by Devil-E August 8, 2017

Eugene paul

Eugene Paul is defined as loyal.

I can trust him because he is Eugene Paul to me.

by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022

Eugene

A Eugene is a mentally strong guy. Savvy with office politics. Can be a bit of a beta male but knows what he wants and creates a plan to get it. Some plans can get complicated but generally work. He is likable and sometimes a bit shy.

He can move the world and change ideas. Very book smart.
Also has a big dick and knows how to sex.

"Hey, he is liked a lot by his neighbours! He must be a Eugene."

"That chick clings to him like foil." " Yeah, I hear he is a Eugene in bed!"

" That guy totally Eugened his test. He was given honors!"

by Kimongo Kinenene July 30, 2021

Eugene

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓

Mom:So what’s his name hun?
Girl:It’s Eugene

Mom:ahhh sounds like a sweet boy

by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021

Eugene

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.

Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today

by Artemis_W December 18, 2022

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018