Emergenweed

Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:

1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed

Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.

by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011

Nip Nip Emergence

Nip Nip Emergence (n)

Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.

Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.

1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!

2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.

by Tango December 10, 2004

national emergency

A phrase used when you want something real bad.

I want that wall so I'll declare a national emergency.

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

by Bulldog January 30, 2003

emerica

a kick ass skate shoe company. not eminems country u dumbass

i got a new pair of emericas today.

i want to get sponsered by emerica

by DAR May 6, 2003

emerg

Noun: The student run, volunteer EMS agency at the GW University. Capable of responding to all medical emergencies (asthma attacks, dislocated joints, heart attacks, cardiac arrest) on and off campus.

"EMeRG saved that guy whose heart stopped yesterday"

by emerg December 24, 2007

Emeric

Smart creative mind and an adventurous live

Look at Emeric in the forest

by Klau1223 July 2, 2016