Elvis

An Elvis is Where you have sex with 2 women except you're in the middle while one fucks your ass with a strap on dildo and the other 1 squirts breast milk all over your face.

''Oh Joey we think you're so cute, how would you like to come home with Ashley and I tonight and we'll give you an Elvis?''
''Oh I'm down for a good Elvis!''

by Teddy31233 April 12, 2024

Elvi

She is a beautiful and sweet girl who Never stop laughing. She is a little bit shy but a big sunshine....she loves Fantasy and Elf’s who live in the forest. She sometimes go outside with friends or her family.....she is an angel who make you live happier!!!!!!

Person 1-Is this Elvi?
Person 2-OMG, she is it!!!!
Person 1-she is so shy, but so sweet.

by ShiningGirl June 14, 2020

ELVIS

THE KING

Before ELVIS there was nothing, after ELVIS there is nothing.

by Fag Basher August 30, 2021

elvis

Verb: To destroy a device out of anger, usually with a firearm.

Elvis Presley was known to shoot his TV when he saw something horrendous.

"I was watching the news the other day; I nearly Elvised my TV!"

by dhpbear August 11, 2017

ELVIS

ELVIS IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG YOU CAN EVER HAVE HE IS THOUGHTFUL AND AND LIKES TO PLAY WITH YOU

I LOVE ELVIS SO MUCH HE IS THE MOST AMAZING DOG IN THE WORLD

by ELVIS IS AWESOME March 24, 2020

Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023