The Nanny Express

One of my favorite movies, with Vanessa Marcil, who was an actress on the ABC show "General Hospital".

In the movie "The Nanny Express" , Vanessa Marcil wears glasses.

by ColumbiaPicturesLover December 26, 2011

expressing yourself

Having a tattoo of a penis on your neck

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"

by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Toledo Express

A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.

Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.

by Producer Gavin November 14, 2020

Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands

You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!

by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020

express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.

Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!

by Matman1984 November 29, 2020

The polar express

A 2004 fun and at times boring Christmas at times musical movie where a young boy runs away from home to go on a train that takes him and other people he meets such as this nice girl, nerdy boy, and shy boy, that he seems to be friends with quickly, throughout a journey. Throughout the movie, things get more interesting but boring at one point. It's a very good movie overall. The last time I watched it was Christmas 2020 and I want to see it again Christmas 2021 and every Christmas.

SPOILERS

The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!

I watched The polar express last Christmas and many Christmases before, ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THAT MOVIE IT IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!

by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021