Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.

Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald

by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025

Event Alerts

Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.

Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot

by ItsJeff May 8, 2025

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

Tallarico Event Horizon

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.

"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."

by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024

My account of events is correct

And I provide context for everything.

Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

seminole event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving Florida-based Native Americans.

There have been quite a number of seminole events throughout southeastern-America's history.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

semenal event

A majorly-influential occurrence involving man-milk.

In da infamous "modernization" of da classic incline-ascending pair of humans who both had "j" as da first letter in both their names, a "semenal event" is mentioned dat resulted in da vagina-possessing member of said duo's soon getting a baby-bump.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025