Ethans, more commonly known as Ethaners, are the social outcasts of the world. They thrive off cheap attention, and live exclusively on the Internet, more specifically, Discord. Ethaners exist all over the place, and have common roots in websites such as 9gag.com, iFunny.co, and Reddit.com. Spotting an Ethaner is a rather easy task: upon joining a server, they will post unfunny .mp4s or repeat an extremely dead and unfunny meme in chat (for example: AMOGUS, Deez Nuts, Sussy Baka!!!111!!!). Among other things, Ethaners often crave human validation, and will relentlessly tag/ping as many people in chat as possible, as to draw their attention to him. They are often immediately cast out of communities, but if they're allowed to stay, they will generally find a way to victimize themselves (Everyone hates me! No one likes me!).
While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).
While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).
Ali: hey guys, your favourite Marxist-Leninist Ali here! :groomer:
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali
Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali
Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat
by YELLOWTEA_DESTROYER July 12, 2021
Get the ethanermug. A very cute, loving caring person with a kind heart. He is fit and often comes with a six pack. Hold on to him
by hghuuhnfi February 6, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. An extremely hot guy that is amazing at fighting he is super nice and caring to anyone his personality will make you feel safe around he is very good at sports and he has amazing hair he always try’s to make everything feel alright when everything isn’t he always puts the other person ahead of him and help them through whatever they are going through he is extremely confident in things he does and super strong all though he may look skinny he has a six pack underneath there he’s also got some surprises in bed if you come close with him any girl would be lucky to have him never let him go he is a keeper
by M&M’s November 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.
Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.
Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.
Bro 1: Yup!
by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020
Get the Ethaningmug. Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet
by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
