Drunk Drawer

A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.

I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.

by Gagz88 January 19, 2023

girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

poopy drawers

Various Artwork by Steven James Mueller

Poopy Drawers has fantastic soggy waffles

by Jiggityliggity March 16, 2024

Poop Drawer

A person that draws poop for commissions online to people with a scat fetish; it’s a very secret and private art world, but the community is big like some shits. ;)

Drawer 1: So what do you draw for people?
Hot Drawer Girl 4: I make overpriced drawings and 3d animations of shit :>
Drawer 1: Oh… your a poop drawer…

(he ran far away that day some might even say he’s still running.

by 141Takes December 23, 2024

Pig Drainer

When a girl is so into a guy she cuts herself and bleeds on him while he jacks off

"Yo I heard John got a Pig Drainer"

"That's crazy man"

by dixoncider 17288 December 24, 2024

Chester Drawers

It's chest of drawers but the southern way to say it.

"You have some nice chester drawers in your bedroom."

by Soup17 January 31, 2025

glory drawer

The drawer, usually in the kitchen, that contains all the stuff you don’t know what to do with, and might need one day.

“Where’s that red plastic round thing you found on the floor last week?”

“In the glory drawer.”

by Historical Northerner January 22, 2026