Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.

Emperor Angry Dorito™ cracks me up too.

by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."

by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.

I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.

by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 6, 2023

dorito

Riley

that Riley kid looks like a dorito

by haroldmandude December 4, 2023

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023