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the goofiest name of them all

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jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)

(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry

Daytona Dingleberry by DanteCaash March 26, 2019

paper dingleberry 

those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping

Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.

paper dingleberry by K Siler June 10, 2005

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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

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Quantavius Dingleberry javius the 69thing by Quantavius hernandez the 67th April 28, 2022

Hot Dingleberry Milkshake 

This is when two men have anal loving and man number one ejaculates into man number two's ass crack, which coincidentally is filled with small pieces of fecal matter that have become entangled in the hair found in and around the area. Afterwards, man number one mashes his face in the crack and attempts to eat as much of the fluid while it's still warm.

"Oh, I'm about to bust a fat nut! I'm going cum so hard, this'll be the largest hot dingleberry milkshake I've ever had. Now suck that cock, fag."

Hot Dingleberry Milkshake by Tony Sage September 6, 2004

Bob Dingleberry 

A phrase used to describe an inbred, stereotypical redneck.
a person who acts like a tard
someone who has a mullet.

You lose one more tooth and you'll look like a Bob Dingleberry

Bob Dingleberry by Tod Ritter April 29, 2011

jebus dingleberry 

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.

Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!

jebus dingleberry by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011