Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023

Artisan Definition

A carefully skilled or crafted definition

Artisan Definitions are well made, precise to the point, are skillfully demonstrated in sentences, and have multiple useful definitions, even if the word is made-up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 27, 2021

Definition gang

The gang is me (D4RKCL0UD907), tocksapill, super coopz and the guy that keeps changing his damn name

Definition gang rules dude

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

legit definition

Something which never happens here

A: "Dude, i just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Good Joke"

by WhyWasMyHandleTaken October 21, 2021

This Is Definitely Me

A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you

Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.

by Rumple Bumpkin July 20, 2020

The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018