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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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Void Deck

Singapore’s empty zones on the ground floor of apartment blocks, where children play in the mornings and senior citizens play Chinese chess or complain about unpopular or unfair government policies at dusk, aimed at encouraging communal interaction among the bored residents.
To what extent have void decks in the “fine” city of Singapore strengthened social cohesion and religious harmony among the different races in the last half century? Does it sound like another socially engineered attempt by the authorities to maintaining peace and order in the multicultural and multiracial island-state?
by MathPlus October 11, 2021
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deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer
Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer
by Capt BJ October 13, 2013
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crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.
by Matthew December 8, 2003
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shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!
You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!
by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017
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Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....
I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work
by Patio Beers July 28, 2018
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deck of death

tha best drinking game ever. it gets awsomely crazy!
lets get the beer and thn go to tha park and play deck of death
by CANDiiE August 29, 2006
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