Damon

A Chink nerd who sucks at rust and valorant

Pro player (me): you suck damon
Damon:kill yourself

by B2#OT June 20, 2023

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 9, 2021

Matt Damon

Matt Damon is an American actor, screenwriter, and producer. His breakout role was his Academy Award-nominated performance in 1997's Good Will Hunting and his Jason Bourne Movies, and The Martian.

This 2023, Matt Damon will play General Leslie Grove, Military and Head of the Manhattan Project in Christopher Nolan's upcoming biopic movie OPPENHEIMER (2023).

by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022

Mr. Damon

He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!

Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!

by white . June 20, 2019

big damon

a nigga in prison that'll stuff your hole

from friday

big damon quarterbacked your salad huh bitch?

by roast April 5, 2005

Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.

Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!

by Dictify January 4, 2009