chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.

Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.

by Coasterboi October 21, 2007

Crockahorrorpig

Term used by Yorkshire ex-patriots now living in Suffolk to describe someone of exceptionaly ugly appearence.

Mark: God what a Crockahorrorpig!
John: Yeah, I now want to cleanse my eyeballs in hydrocholic acid

by Richie M September 10, 2005

Croc Offs

Knock off versions of the painfully ubiquitous those terribly ugly and oddly trendy shoes Crocs.

Ashley: That guy would be so cute if only he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Lisa: EWWWW those aren't even real Crocs, they're croc offs.

by Sandersein May 18, 2008

Croc Spots

The tannned spots that appear on the tops of your feet after wearing Croc footwear for a prolonged period in the sun

Hey, you've got a bunch of dirty marks all over your feet.
No, they are just my Croc spots

by H4567 August 2, 2008

CrocGon

A mystical creature bred for skills in magic. His arch nemesis is Trogdor. Typically portrait as fire breathing crocodile with wings.

Dude 1-"Man, did you see that battle between Trogdor and CrocGon?"
Dude 2-"Hellz yeah, it was Truly Epic"

by SuperNinja9001 January 20, 2009

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017