Clickbait Criminal

Clickbait Criminal is a provocative and manipulative person whose job is to manufacture clickbait news and videos on a daily basis. Clickbait criminals thrive on provocation and manipulation tactics to attract people by any means necessary. Either business, political, or personal reasons. Clickbait criminal doesn't stop.

Watch just few clickbait criminal headlines in action:

"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”

by Naktis October 2, 2023

criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.

Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids

by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022

Criminal Way Christ

A band that is on the way up. The band members consist of:

David - Lead Vocalist/Bad Keyboardist
Danny - Bad Drummer
Bruan - Bad Guitarist

We currently practice a variety of genres including:
ELECTRONIC FOLK NOISE DEATH BLACK HAIR METAL
We hope to record an album later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental album!

Guy 1: Hey man, you heard that latest band Criminal Way Christ?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, they are bitchin'

by TheRapin August 31, 2008

corporate criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage or very intelligent.

That german guy is a corporate criminal.

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

Asian Criminals

Asian Criminals Gang - The korean street gang located in Koreatown and 6th Street, Los-Angeles. Basically a small gang, which, like all the small Asian gangs around Koreatown, remains silent about their gang. Little is known about her, except that she conflicts with neighboring gangs like MS-13, 18th Street, La Mirada Locos 13 and Oriental Lazy Boyz. ACS was partially with the Crips coalition, which means only "friendly" relations with the majority of african-american sets.

The gangstas from the Asian Criminals are chasing us, foo! We have to deal with them later!

by WordsOfGlory April 8, 2024

criminally spicy

criminal, but spicy

He almost went to jail but he was criminally spicy.

by trent gunn October 28, 2020

Locking up criminals

Here's how you know that's not the actual problem:

Hym "Unlike Eric HE WAS ALREADY LOCKED UP FOR THE CRIMES HE DID. The crimes were armed robbery and larceny. So what are you going to do? Life in prison for every crime except not for former gang members and mentally retarded billionaires? Death penalty for every crime? I like the sound of that because what the YouTube filth is doing to me is likely a crime. So, yes! Death penalty for every crime. Murder all of the YouTube freaks for their crimes against me! But back to the topic at hand... He was already locked up. What happens after he serves his sentence? Welp, there wasn't a white-man/Jew there do give him a million dollars to start a business after he did HIS crime, unlike Eric, so he had no future. And THAT is why the right is hard-pressed to lock people up on a dime and 'intervene' in crime. Steal the future for themselves and enslave, cage, or kill anyone who isn't willing let them do it. So, in conclusion, they already locked him up. 'Locking up criminals' is what ALREADY HAPPENED THERE and it likely LEAD to girls death because once you are a criminal (unless your Eric) you basically become a philosophical zombie and have no future beyond death 99% of the time. And you weren't there to intervene. You WON'T BE THERE TO INTERVENE IN THE FUTURE. And, in my case, you have already intervened wrong and now if I don't get credited and paid for the contributions I made to society... YOU WON'T BE THERE AGAIN when someone has to pay the price."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025