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Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.
Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.
by Redmeat May 6, 2023
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Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.
This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.
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Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
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holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.
"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"
by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016
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Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie
by auroralotus December 3, 2022
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cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex
Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.
by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021
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