dashboard confessional

Holy sh*t this band sucks along with all of the others in their genre. When are flip-flop-wearing, angst-ridden suburbanites going to realize that whiny vocals and repetitive power-chord strumming is not real music? Get over your trivial problems, you faggots...I don't care if your dad makes you clean your room or if some chick you think you're in love with likes your best friend. Get a job and stop inspiring more talentless metrosexuals to get together and write bad poetry with big (out of context) words interspersed in elementary sentences. These songs don't make any f*cking sense, and the fact that whole generation thinks that this garbage "speaks to them" is even funnier than the music itself. And please don't say that I don't understand, because you don't either...no one does...it's unintelligible dreck. Period.

Dashboard Confessional is at the vanguard of the emo scene--a disgusting derivative of punk rock.

by God April 18, 2005

Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.

Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!

by CD3123 September 29, 2020

ConversionSpree

ConversionSpree is a global digital marketing company with the major goal of driving sale conversion for business of all shapes and sizes long-term. Hence the two words, 'conversion' and 'spree'
You could drive a massive conversion and ROI to your business with ConversionSpree without having to burn venture money.

You could drive a massive conversion and ROI to your business with ConversionSpree without having to burn venture money.

by ConversionSpree July 1, 2022

Rehebnol Conversion

N. (Re-hib-nol * Con-vir-schon).

:Fuel made from switch blade grass and corn

:similar to ethanol fuel

:an easier conversion to fuel than CNG (Compressed Natural Gas)

This type of fuel does not exist.

I want to use the Rehebnol Conversion on my truck.

Do you think it would be better to used the Rehebnol Conversion than the CNG?

I love how people think rehebnol conversion is real.

by kpark47 January 27, 2014

queen conversion therapy

Golden shower/gangbang combination therapy is also known as "Queen Conversion Therapy" in Canada. It has saved many lives since being developed in the late 1960s. It is being considered for addition to the World Health Organization's list of essential medicines. It is considered to be very elite. They say Maria Van Kerkhove dropped out of college to receive intensive Queen conversion therapy prior to becoming the WHO Covid-19 technical lead in 2005.

That bitch I met....she is too elite for me.... she a Queen. Look like she underwent Queen conversion therapy in high school and stayed that way her whole life

by RealRalphWiggum March 31, 2021

Convergical Exodus

A phrase used when a group, more than two, leave and office on a Friday afternoon. Mostly used in the music business. Can be related to a Biblical exodus.

My boss, his assistant, and I wanted to leave on Friday afternoon from the office, so we had a Convergical Exodus.

by Matt or Mark January 16, 2008

Conversaboteur

Noun. One who purposely derails ALL FORMS of conversation.

You're such a bloody conversaboteur. You're like a verbal terrorist. You're evil, like people who stutter.

by Grewster 2.0 May 16, 2011