comment bombing

When someone overly adds comments on facebook just so the post will be at the top of top news.

I'm sorry, but I'm totally comment bombing your thing lionel.

by somerandomasian April 1, 2011

Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011

Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.

Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006

counter comment

the act of someone making a comment after you to sound better than or to impress someone who makes a post.

Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.

by darkking777 December 20, 2010

YouTube comments

As someone who has used the comments section for 5 years, it’s decent at best with some actual people with brain cells and bring up actual quality points. But that’s kinda hard to find. At worst it’s the most toxic heap of garbage. I would say it’s the worst, but Twitter exists, and loads of people there are idiots. The majority of people there are ignorant, assholes, manchildren, trolls (not even the funny kind) spammers, like beggars, annoying and idiots. You’ll either be pretty happy after reading them, or start thinking that humanity was a mistake.

The day YouTube decides to make an option to never look at comments again on videos is the day we can live in peace and harmony.

YouTube comments. You’ll either like em, or wish you could bleach your memory.

by Pimpleapps April 17, 2021

Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.

Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

by JohnTheFishaman June 17, 2010