A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014
Get the Kimberly Clarkmug. Wears slylish (or as coach h would say, snazzy) round glasses and is SO MUCH FUN to hang out with. She will come to the village on the last day of school before gymnastics. Oh and also, she is a pro at gym. SADIE IS AMAZING!
by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
Get the Sadie Clarkmug. High key sexiest person alive. Anyone would like to smash him. He is very yoked. Very smart very nice very handsome and big ass dick.
by Mc519 April 20, 2018
Get the mac clarkemug. Eddie clarke is the best person you will ever meet he is the G he gets all the girls no matter what. You should all ways talk to a eddie clarke
by Timmy Jacob November 24, 2020
Get the eddie clarkemug. The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021
Get the Tommy Clarkemug. Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
Get the stock-clarkemug. A very charismatic person that cares for others more than themselves. Avoids confrontation for the most part. Is usually creative in their life. Is somewhat a jack of all trades of some sort. A very open person with a sweet but serious personality that lives life a step at a time usually. Likes elaborate conversation and is a good people person who is generally well presented both visually and punctually.
by Rclark95 December 21, 2016
Get the ronnie clarkmug.