Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014

Chris Browned

To get a beat down. Usually involving a man and a woman. But can be a man to man confrontation.

Relates back to the Chris Brown-Rihanna incident.

can also be; Chris Brown, Chris Browning, Chris Brownage. etc

Girl if you keep cheatin on yo man. He gon' find out and youll get Chris Browned

by jaajypoo February 15, 2009

Chris Browned

To smash up someones face.

1) After for example, 12 rounds with Mike Tyson: "Man, you got soooo Chris Browned "
2) "You better shut the funk up or I'll Chris Brown you".

by maspito March 5, 2009

chris brown

The sexiest man on the planet Earth!! has the best music and the dopest dancing skills he did make mistakes but all of his true fans still LOVE him and will forever<333333

Chris Brown Hater:but he beat RI-RI
Chris Brown Lover: Who the fuck cares we still love him and his music

by livy brown July 13, 2010

chris browned

hitting a woman, usually a significant other, after THEY HIT YOU FIRST

my ex girlfriend smacked me so i chris browned her ass!

by dtr0591 January 1, 2010

Chris Browned

The act of hitting your gf/bf such as Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Damn she just Chris Browned his ass!! Damn what happened to your face? I got Chris Browned.

by xXxFlipxChuloxXx February 20, 2009

except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.

nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009