Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

Cheeseburger

A unit of measurement used in the U.S.

Tim: How much farther is the campsite?
Brian: It's about 17000 cheeseburgers away.
Tim: Oh.

by Beoejsa a March 2, 2020

Cheeseburger

A fat Chihuahua that snorts like a piglet!! So cute!

Man your dog is such A cheeseburger!

by Jewelee52 February 6, 2025

Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

sweaty cheeseburger

its a cheeseburger covered in sweat. that is it

that sweaty cheeseburger is covered in sweat

by ªş October 5, 2023

cheeseburger tribute

buying an extra cheeseburger from a fast food outlet, at lunchtime to give to a well respected senior colleague.

"ive been to the burger place. here's your cheeseburger tribute."

by the_jim May 12, 2014

Cheeseburger

idk, but you look like you just ate seven of them

you ate too many cheeseburgers

by Big Chef Cook December 11, 2020