An animator on YouTube Shorts who makes his Runkey suffer through a lot of scenarios that don't even make sense
by RobGames6789 May 13, 2024

A guy who everyone wants to be friends with. He's sweet and compassionate and you could definitely trust him to hold your drink at a party. He has a great sense of style and is very self-confident but not in an arrogant way, because he knows himself. Usually has the biggest dick in the room but is modest about it.
by Kllueless November 6, 2020

One crazy ass guy that you dont want to fuck with. He is a gentle giant until you provoke the beast inside. Dont bother trying to run from him, because he can shoot a running rabbit with a three dollar pistol.
by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.
Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
Melon: *holds up red flannel*
by hans_chavez March 2, 2024

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022
