Cooma Cupcake

A Cooma Cupcake is when you are a small town local and even the tourists throw cupcakes at you.
Adam: Oh man, I'm so hated. Yesterday I even got a Cooma Cupcake.

No one is there to respond.
by Aldair322 July 06, 2018
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busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed
I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
by DWRmeat July 13, 2017
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Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth
You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake
by Crack-a-Box April 05, 2015
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cupcake top

Like muffin top, but cuter, less repulsive, or less pronounced.
Jeff: Check out that girl's muffin top!
Matt: It's kinda cute in a way. Like cupcake top.
by alsteric January 13, 2009
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Lewis Cupcake

The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.
Damn he is in a bad mood! I wish he would get his daily LEWIS CUPCAKE in for the day!
by chubbymilfchaser December 08, 2010
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Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"
by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009
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Cupcake Game

a game whether it is a board game, video game, sport etc., is incredibly easy to the point where you basically do not have to try.
John: Hey I won my CS:GO match 16-4.
Mike: Bruh that is a cupcake game.
John: Yeah, I basically got carried, my existence in the match did not change the outcome.
by RoadToPlatty April 07, 2021
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