The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
Get the Credit Card Swipemug. 1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!
2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
by caz money August 11, 2007
Get the government credit cardmug. High School Student 1: Hey, so did you get a B in your math class?
High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!
High School Student 1: Bitch!
High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!
High School Student 1: Bitch!
by teacher sex fart February 25, 2009
Get the Extra-Credit Sexmug. by KAMAH April 21, 2008
Get the Credit Card Assmug. A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.
Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the Okie credit cardmug. Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.
Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
by leep80 May 8, 2008
Get the nerd offset creditmug. Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
Get the Tijuana credit cardmug.