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Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006
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government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies
1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card
by caz money August 11, 2007
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Extra-Credit Sex

To have sex with your teacher to gain extra credit points, thus raising your grade in the class
High School Student 1: Hey, so did you get a B in your math class?

High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!

High School Student 1: Bitch!
by teacher sex fart February 25, 2009
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Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.
by KAMAH April 21, 2008
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Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.
Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"
by leep80 May 8, 2008
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Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.
Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo
by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009
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