When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.
by Fecal Jihad August 06, 2013
A type of person who enjoys stealing virginity of all kinds
they usually try to make as many Corn puns as possible while trying to keep a cool attitude about it, and creates images of people who enjoy a night with the same sex.
also may be a great singer.
they also have alot of strange facts about daily life which shouldnt be said to younger people
they usually try to make as many Corn puns as possible while trying to keep a cool attitude about it, and creates images of people who enjoy a night with the same sex.
also may be a great singer.
they also have alot of strange facts about daily life which shouldnt be said to younger people
by Krakenderf July 08, 2011
by Jmartin2411 January 05, 2019
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
by Aftab Noorani II November 11, 2007
by corn boi February 23, 2019
by ratian March 17, 2014
Eating copious amounts of kernel corn whole, avoid chewing, so that you ultimately defecate a massive, floating load of corn kernels into the toilet. You must leave the bowl unflushed for the admiration of others. Makes an ideal gift at a housewarming or other parties.
I can't wait for John's party. I've been eating corn since last night. I'm cooking up one hell of a corn bowl to leave behind.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017