A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 7, 2014
Get the Kimberly Clarkmug. a british music artist who can make music about anything
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
She started her channel in 2011 has a 16 year old with her first song rain
She also made many eps and a record that got number 3 on the charts
Her most popular song is her sing about wanking
Also special girl dodie is weirdly attractive
Mom: why are you watching what look porn
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
Kid: no mom it's just dodie clark music if i kissed someone it wasn't you
Mom: um what the hell
by Wesiswes December 3, 2021
Get the dodie clarkmug. by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019
Get the Mitchell Clarkmug. by Pilotweirdo January 8, 2020
Get the Clark(e)mug. A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":
"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
by cappie2000 March 31, 2022
Get the Clarke Techmug. 
Wears slylish (or as coach h would say, snazzy) round glasses and is SO MUCH FUN to hang out with. She will come to the village on the last day of school before gymnastics. Oh and also, she is a pro at gym. SADIE IS AMAZING!
by Beckett the Emo kid May 26, 2022
Get the Sadie Clarkmug.