While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 06, 2020
by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020
If you see someone with this name beat his ass he can’t fight he’s only going to say I got asthma I got asthma
by Cameron chimp December 19, 2019
by Ant_riot April 27, 2018
A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 08, 2022
Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021