cum broker

One who deals the rare delicacy that is cum.

Maggy: Know any place I can get some good fresh jizz?
Gerardo: Yea, thers a cum broker 2 blocks down the street. Hit that shit up.

by JESSANKNEY September 30, 2006

brofriend

Adj. Describing the relationship with a woman that can be best placed somewhere between brother and boyfriend. Having almost, but not quite "coupling", the relationship cools to a protective buddy state, often never going further.

"Yeah we almost kinda dated for a while, but now I'm just her brofriend."

by Ericter May 12, 2007

brofessor

Meaning a good friend, a bro, a person with a PhD in chillin

*Phone rings*
"Brofessor! Yo, wuts up?"

by Seth Zampi February 27, 2008

Boofer

"Boofer" or "Boof" for short is a word used to describe an extremely adorable dog. Typically with a Pug or Bull Dog-like flat face.

"Oh my lord look at that boofer! It's so adorable and boofy!"

by notrabrevilo November 13, 2012

boofer

A boofer is derogatory slang. Litterally it stands for a person who has participated in so much anal sex that as a result that anus is so loose when they fart all you hear is a faint boooooof. This term is extensivly used in Providence, RI by the CWA.

Yo Chafee is a boofer he wont pass the reefer.

by Ron Hamel November 24, 2004

broner

arousal from seeing an incredibly hot armenian man.

bro, the way u puff on that cohiba is giving me a broner.

by mister chang October 25, 2009

Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.

Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."

by bizzarot April 16, 2010