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Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work
Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”
by drswipe007 September 5, 2023
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Blower

When someone has heat/fya/gun. Dont get a blower pulled on ya ass
Damn that boy Randal strapped with a blower
by Travie Patty December 5, 2021
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Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
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Buzz on the Blower

Australian term for a phone call. Buzz being the ringing or vibration of the phone, and blower being the device in which is used to communicate over long distances
"I gave me nan a buzz on the blower to ask if she was comin' to Christmas lunch and she said yes."
by CelestialSpoon June 14, 2022
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floaty blower

A device that blows up your sexual and non-sexual floatations
Do you have a floaty blower that we can use for our male figure blow up doll?

Do you have a floaty blower for our woggle?
by Floatyblower June 23, 2022
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Blower

Gun, Gat, Blammer, Heat. A gun used to "blow" someone away
I was selling Blowers out a book bag, Jansport nothing here to look at.
by SMAC22 August 15, 2022
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Grief Blower

A woman who goes to funerals to blow men's grief away
My mom died and I was really sad but then this grief blower came and gave me head behind the pew and suddenly I didn't feel so bad
by pitterpatter42069 November 4, 2022
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