Biden is a guy who wants to be president by getting elected by the people, but knows he has to cheat to win. He also makes up random words and often forgets everything.
Oh yeah, also kinda weird
Oh yeah, also kinda weird
Biden: Hello, I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message
Biden: I've been a cockus have you ever been a cockus
Lady: *Nods Head*
Biden: No you have not you're a lying dog faced pony soldier
Biden: When I wear shorts on the bus all the little girls like to smooth my leg hairs down
Biden: I've been a cockus have you ever been a cockus
Lady: *Nods Head*
Biden: No you have not you're a lying dog faced pony soldier
Biden: When I wear shorts on the bus all the little girls like to smooth my leg hairs down
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Get the Biden mug.An incompetent dictator that is destroying freedom and our great nation! His name will be synonymous with imbecile in the near future! A false prophet of the left and mainstream media.
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Get the Biden mug.A an infectious mental disease where you say something ridiculously stupid and everyone within 20 feet forgets when you said but replaces it with a euphemistic word or phrase that makes you sound smart.
“Barack and I think it’s right for people to have badakathcare” - J. Biden
“Did you hear the president. He wanted to have healthcare for everyone!” (Clap clap clap)
“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilise trunalimunumapressure” - J. Biden said at a campaign rally in PA.
Everyone was speechless so they naturally voted for him. They knew what they were thinking. All warm and fuzzy thoughts at shock, awe and amazing display of charisma of their loving president.
“Did you hear the president. He wanted to have healthcare for everyone!” (Clap clap clap)
“I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilise trunalimunumapressure” - J. Biden said at a campaign rally in PA.
Everyone was speechless so they naturally voted for him. They knew what they were thinking. All warm and fuzzy thoughts at shock, awe and amazing display of charisma of their loving president.
by Mr Bean April 25, 2022
Get the Biden mug.If you ever meet a Biden then you’ve definitely won at life. With those dreamy soulless eyes and a head full of confusion and dementia he’s the whole package. Being a president is definitely his strong suit as he shows time and time again that he doesn’t know where he is or how he got there.
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