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invisible beef

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
a hater with an invisible beef
by Levi Royce January 4, 2014
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beef canary

The person in a friend group that eats questionable food(such as foreign beef) first, while the other friends wait to see if the food is safe to eat.
Rob's a total beef canary for eating the lamb from that buffet. He's been on the shitter for hours.
by Mufasaofdoom February 9, 2017
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beef shower

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
We should totally beef shower him to get him back for sleeping with your sister!
by supernaturale April 27, 2009
mugGet the beef showermug.

Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.
The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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Wanna beef?

A phrase used to start a fight. Usually after someone else says some thing really offensive to you. It can also be used after someone show aggression to you. Ex. push hit.
Bill: Your mom's a bitch.
Bob: Wanna beef?
by bobmcdoogal February 6, 2012
mugGet the Wanna beef?mug.

Beef Shakira

A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.
"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"
by 10angrymexicans December 9, 2012
mugGet the Beef Shakiramug.

Beef Arm

It's our third date tonight; I'm gonna hug her with my beef arm
by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010
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