Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
by Levi Royce January 4, 2014

The person in a friend group that eats questionable food(such as foreign beef) first, while the other friends wait to see if the food is safe to eat.
by Mufasaofdoom February 9, 2017

A practical joke or method of revenge wherein one unscrews the subject's shower head, places beef bouillon cubes inside, and re-screws the shower head so that when the hot water comes on, beef soup comes out, leaving the subject beefy and confused.
by supernaturale April 27, 2009

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

A phrase used to start a fight. Usually after someone else says some thing really offensive to you. It can also be used after someone show aggression to you. Ex. push hit.
by bobmcdoogal February 6, 2012

A Beef Shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your dick, and fuck a girl in the ass to turn her into a drug mule.
"The feds arrested me at the airport today, I didn't know I had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!"
by 10angrymexicans December 9, 2012

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010
