Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 4, 2023

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021

Back-door Bob

A Back-Door Bob is one who prefers to utilize the anal passage over any other orifice. The term is not gender specific.

Tony - 'He proper loves loves putting things up his arse, man'

Terry - 'Aye, he's a proper Back-Door Bob like'

by nickle69 June 11, 2013

Breezy back door

A breezy back door is a sexual act in which a person blows their nose on another’s asshole. The sensation of one clearing their nasal passage through the sphincter is a euphoric feeling of sexual satisfaction.

Dude, she gave me a Breezy Back Door last night and I came instantly.

by LittlePP6969 January 19, 2024

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

Back door honey

1950s urban slang for women’s cum.

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”

by EverBear April 28, 2024

Back doors kicked in

A euphemism for anal sex

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021