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Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
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Back door honey

*in a transatlantic accent* “Herr! I got a hankerin’ for some of your back door honey!”
by EverBear April 28, 2024
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Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
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Back Door Becky

A known woman in the community of downtown Charleston. Most known by the marina. Who in fact likes things in her anal cavities.
“Did you hear back door Becky has a huge collection of butt plugs?”
by Thedeathstar96 July 8, 2023
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Back door water heater

When one partner sits on the face of another partner while holding in a hot water enema.
That hot chick in accounting just offered me a back door water heater, should I go for it?
by M. Byrd March 1, 2024
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Back doors kicked in

"Oi! Is it true that your mum got her back doors kicked in last week?"
"Yes, Vicar, it's true."
by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021
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Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.
Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb
by Nanars February 26, 2020
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