free blowjob

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

by F0ckRite April 28, 2018

elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

by hiphopmaster May 06, 2014

Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

by Utsi Schissenhausen January 31, 2012

jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.

My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.

by Drewski Laflair June 16, 2017

blowjob o'clock

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob

"Honey, blowjob o'clock. Go."

by gizmoyaya February 02, 2014

Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.

John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.

by T-Puppy November 21, 2019

blowjob December

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.

I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

by Coochieman4president November 09, 2020