When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
by Drewski Laflair June 16, 2017
Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
by hiphopmaster May 06, 2014
by Utsi Schissenhausen January 31, 2012
by gizmoyaya February 02, 2014
The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.
John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
by T-Puppy November 21, 2019
You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 08, 2023
by Coochieman4president November 09, 2020