Baguetting

The act of aggressively hurling baguettes at a stranger who looks like they’re following you, usually as an improvised form of self-defense or pure chaotic energy.

Some dude kept tailing me after the metro, so I started baguetting him until he backed off.

by Nathan degenerous May 24, 2025

spaghet le bagutte

The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce when you're screaming "MAMA MIA THIS PIZZA PIE IS A SO A GOOD!!"

Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022