Average Harry

Average Harry is a absolute madlad of a CC. Randomly started appearing in Tommyinit videos. Seemingly a little 💅. Maybe a demon, or a indestructible entity.

Guy 1: Did you see the new Jack Manifold video?
Guy 2: The one with that Average Harry dude?
Guy 3: Yeah.

by Average Broski May 27, 2024

Average

Hayden

Hayden is average

by Tihmyy June 6, 2019

Average

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.

The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.

by Average Rob October 24, 2019

dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.

If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025