(i.e. "single and ready to mingle" so "single and ready to fingle")
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
tegan: "dude...i'm single and hating it"
timmy: "noo man...check out that bitch"
tegan: "hell yeah man, i'm single and ready to fingle that broad!"
timmy: "get some bro!"
by rastabro March 26, 2009
She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move
by Diana Stark April 18, 2005
The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!
friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
by Kettlebell2020 April 22, 2019
An expression in the class of throatcore used by a man during oral sex of a violent nature where the woman's head is no longer in motion, but is stationed by the man's hands as he gives sharp, deep pelvic thrusts into her mouth and throat regardless of whether or not she is able to adapt her throat to the depth of the thrusts and regardless of whether or not she is enjoying it. In a less aggressive scenario of this nature a woman might gag, but during fellatio of this caliber of violence she is apt to regurgitate entirely. Hence the man, upon sensing that moment, might commonly utter the expression "get ready to vomit."
by Joe from Brooklyn March 08, 2008
Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
by Datgingerdude October 25, 2017
by princessgurl April 11, 2008