hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

Rection scale

Woman's level of hottness

She a 1 on the rection scale

by Haitian dad September 5, 2016

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Ruben's scale

Ruben's scale is used in psychology to measure the level of slowness of a human being. When a person finds difficulties understanding or doing things the right way he is evaluated on Ruben's scale depending on how slow he is acting and according to stated average.

He is not getting it even after one hour of explanations. He scores 7.0 on Ruben's Scale.

by llame December 4, 2016

Pussy Scale

Type: Adjective
Orgin: "The Best of Tiktok" by Call Me Carson
Definition: To be inferior than something else, especially when compared to something which is considered normal.

Bob: "Hey Tom look at my tower of cards."
Tom: "Bob, that's just three cards stacked. C'mon man, that's pussy scale."

by RidetheLonelyness April 13, 2021

the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact

Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale

by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023