It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
by FoxHart October 21, 2010


It's a phenomenon when you walk in to a room and you forget why you walked in there in the first place
by Zeushimself January 15, 2018

"Yesterday I observed a baki event. A skateboard fell in front of me with seemingly nothing that could have caused the event.
by Slamlover12 September 16, 2023
