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Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
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Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Alabama Shakes

Roots rock band from Athens, Alabama

Brittany Howard- lead vocals/guitar
Zac Cockrell- bass
Heath Fogg- guitar
Steve Johnson- percussion/drums
Alabama Shakes are fucking awesome. Their second album Sound & Color is a definite sonic departure from their debut, Boys & Girls, and Brittany Howard's strong voice, along with her guitar playing, is one of the reasons the Shakes have become my current favorite band.
by Ladybird Cisneros November 9, 2015
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alabama slingshot

The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
by Tarbosh McNasty May 21, 2008
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alabama firedragon

A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.
Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.

You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?

...yeah :(
by Pilotguy822 August 6, 2008
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Alabama Skyhammer

A variation of the Alabama Jackhammer. Performed upon the rooftop of a skyscraper. Upon completion you lift the man or woman up and throw them off the side of the building.
Oh fuck, oh god, oh god. I just gave her the Alabama Skyhammer. Fuck, fuck!
by Petohtalrayn December 26, 2013
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Alabama Barbecue

When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.
Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?

John: Yea man, it sucked.
by Pierce Cox June 22, 2010
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