I-dance-alone

A lumbering oaf who goes to a club to dance by himself even when hot girls are wanting to dance with him.

Billy: Dude, that hot chick wanted to dance with you!
Kage: Sorry The Bill, I-dance-alone

by Billy Bee February 7, 2007

stand alone

Caused when someone you're with gets in a stop and chat, leaving you stood slightly away on your own, and very very bored. As painful as the stop and chat itself.

Bill: Me n Ben were in town earlier, he had a stop and chat with some gimp he works with and the fucker left me in a stand alone.
Bob: What a cunt.

by dcgate February 5, 2007

alone time

a time where a couple is alone and completely free to explore their sexual fantisies without having to worry about being interrupted!

I can't wait till everyone is gone, and we can have alone time!

by LVcouple March 17, 2011

Full Speed Alone

To administer hand relief to one's self at a furious, breakneck pace.

"Don't go into Dave's room for a bit, he's having another FULL SPEED ALONE".

by Lukester April 4, 2005

Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

aloneville

being in your own little place where you can get away from people.

layter, I'm going to aloneville

by SlipknitSlavE555 December 24, 2003

Astonermy

The field of astronomy studied and accepted by stoners. The act of staring in to the sky commenting on how crazy the universe is while under the influence of marijuana.

Stoner 1: Lets go get baked.

Stoner 2: Yeah bro, we can do some astonermy.

by Dr. Psych September 21, 2013