Andrew

Andrew is a person with a microschlong

Andrew, I saw your shlong, it is tiny!

by Trump's ushy gushy pussy September 8, 2021

Andrew

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...

by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.

Andrew, why did you get me in trouble in math class.

by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019

Andrew

Is really loud! Loves to play sports and is friends with quite weird people. He loves to get out there and have fun. He also loves pancakes.

I’m awesome cause I’m Andrew

by Andre Y February 26, 2019

Andrew

A league of legends addicted fuck. Probably Asian. Andrew's shower at most once a week and literally rot in their own must. Can never get girls because of their lack of basic social skills and nasty gaming addiction. Andrews resort to being fucking perverts because no girls want them. Literally, never try to be friends with an Andrew that's so embarrassing for you. Just pathetic.

Andrew: Everyone shut the fuck up while I go game and sexualize women

by skrtskrtm8 September 25, 2020

Andrew

The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.

God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life

by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023

Andrew

The nigga with the biggest dick at the party.

Man I wish I was Andrew. I’d let him fuck me!

by Juliiii_ November 21, 2021