shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!

Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.

by Mighty B October 27, 2006

Phantom Menace

Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.

Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!

by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.

Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.

by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Phantom Adder

A phantom adder is when you or somebody else adds somebody on facebook whom they dont know, guys usually phantom add hot girls , promoters usually phantom add everybody, friends of friends of friends to promote their crap electronic dance music nights and weirdos phantom add to increase their friend count so they feel popular.

I phantom added this hot girl on facebook last night, she was only 18 but god dam I couldnt resist, might have a little face wank over her later. I am such a champion phantom adder

This weirdo from work called John Mackay phantom added me yesterday, he also added everybody else with the same name as me, what an odd ball, the other people with my name must have thought "whos this gimpy phantom adder"

by Kurtamin April 13, 2011

Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010

shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008