Riley

Only earns 50 dollars a year, pulls arteries on a daily basis, cries because he spills his macaroni, pulled basketball hoop across school grounds for no reason, swear uncontrollably.
Riley just pulled an artery.
by TRUFFLESHUFFLE666 July 05, 2015
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Riley has a big penis and is very good at sex
Girl: wow Riley you have a big penis

Riley: thanks
by Rileye January 22, 2016
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A red haired bearded man of Irish heritage? He is typically drunk every holiday. He loves men and women(men mostly.) He is not part of the O' Reilly clan of Ireland. Irish folks denounce this name!
Riley O' you are not me lucky charm!
by O'Reilly the man! December 13, 2010
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Someone who is lazy and usually ends up obese. They are annoying to be around and smell like elephant shit. Riley’s are usually very antisocial and don’t talk to the oppsite sex. They are more sexually interested in their people of their own sex instead
Someone of the same sex: RILEY STOP HUMPING ME
by I have no idea about a name November 14, 2018
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A very bad girl, who is a buthole. And usually sassy. Usually has a porn addiction
Have you seen Riley walk all sassy in the hallway?
by Anthony6253 January 16, 2015
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A light skinned, skin headed, homosexual Nazi whom enjoys the sensual sensations of many meatball subs in the many holes in his body.
Did you see how many meatball subs he had? He must be a Riley.
by coolest guy ever part 2 January 27, 2014
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A retarded spud of a cunt that has a fat ass and a small dick, he rapes goats and chickens and he also shoved asparagus up his ass hole.
Your such a fucken Riley, you’ll end up in juvie if you rape another chicken!
by Bigblackboy6969 November 28, 2018
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