Mariah Cardoza

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =

Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!

by danimal122393 November 28, 2010

Mariah Carey

Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.

Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.

by Quack Quack May 31, 2005

mariah carey

big set of tits and a voice that rocks. could give you a good suckdown if you play your cards right

mariah carey has ok music

by thedirtysanchez September 27, 2004

mariah carey

talentless shit, Gross fat woman

S:"did you see that picture of whoriah scarey (mariah carey)?"
A:"yeah, she's so gross, she should put herself on a diet!"
S:"Yeah, i agree."

by Silverstein86 June 17, 2006

Mariah Carey

An Old Ass Bitch thinking she is young.
This Bitch Puts on pounds of make up to hide wrinkles, Wears skimmpy clothing to show off cellulite and Marries a man half her age to prove to the world she is 27 when we all know she is 48... Stay Ya AGE!!!!

Mariah Carey went to the Bahamas with her untalented husband Nick Cannon

by bUtTaH kUP April 11, 2009

Mariah Carey

a great singer. my sugar mommy who i gave kids to. honestly a beautiful human being though

tripletits: name a singer who has both ass and tits.

me: mariah carey.

by babiesheads June 10, 2020

Mariah Carey

A fat Burger obsessed screaming R&B whore, and famous cousin for Boomer from Left 4 Dead series
Fatty is famous only in the United States & again , well known for having countless flops all around the world.

Memoirs Of A Screaming Banshee is such a Flop Mariah Carey Album

by MiMi luv u long time ! October 15, 2010